Post by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper on Jan 18, 2009 15:08:09 GMT -5
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pf2dsnoc_dQ
*camera fades to a room with Piper in a suit*
Piper: Well here we are on Piper's Pit, and possibly there has never been a greater show in all of history, and I have had on Piper's Pit the greatest athletes ever, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Snuka, I gave him two minutes but the man didn't speak! But for this Piper's Pit, I need somebody with intelligence but aswell as intelligence, I need someone with scroupals, yet they can go out their and fight at any given moment, now I thought to myself, who could I get like that, then it came to me, my first ever guest, ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet, MR." ROWDY" RODDY PIPER
*Piper appears in the opposite chair in his hot rod attire, and sits down as the two piper's look at eahc other then smile to the camera*
Piper: The things you can do with special effects HAHA!
Piper 2: That was one of the greatest introducitons I heard if I wrote that myself...I woulda said the same
Piper: Can I say, it is a pleasure to have you here
Piper 2: Well, yeah.
Piper:Well you've been a championship wrestler and boxer, when you were growing up did you think you'd have this much success?
Piper 2: OF COURSE I KNEW I'D BE THIS SUCCESSFUL!
Piper: A man such as yourself did you have any idols?
Piper 2:...No not at any time, there's nobody that's better then me!
Piper: I also got some fan mail here for ya, I got this one from CDK'S mother!
Piper2: oh please read it!
Piper: Dear Mr Roddy Piper, please refrain from kicking my son's ass, as he wakes up at morning screaming your name, please stop beaitng up my son...Mrs CDK...aww isn't that sweet!
Piper 2: Why didn't Mrs CDK, teach her son the same amount of guts, she obviously has...I mean yes I understand that letter
Piper: What about what people say when they disagree with the things you do and say?
Piper 2: Listen...I back up what I say, I can ALWAYS back up what I say, people like CDK, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, cannot ALWAYS back up what they say, I back up what I say!
Piper: Well thankyou Mr. Piper, that's all we have for now...if any wrestler backstage would like to ask Mr. Piper a question please...do so now...this is Piper's Pit...and this is Roddy Piper!
*camera fades to a room with Piper in a suit*
Piper: Well here we are on Piper's Pit, and possibly there has never been a greater show in all of history, and I have had on Piper's Pit the greatest athletes ever, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Snuka, I gave him two minutes but the man didn't speak! But for this Piper's Pit, I need somebody with intelligence but aswell as intelligence, I need someone with scroupals, yet they can go out their and fight at any given moment, now I thought to myself, who could I get like that, then it came to me, my first ever guest, ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet, MR." ROWDY" RODDY PIPER
*Piper appears in the opposite chair in his hot rod attire, and sits down as the two piper's look at eahc other then smile to the camera*
Piper: The things you can do with special effects HAHA!
Piper 2: That was one of the greatest introducitons I heard if I wrote that myself...I woulda said the same
Piper: Can I say, it is a pleasure to have you here
Piper 2: Well, yeah.
Piper:Well you've been a championship wrestler and boxer, when you were growing up did you think you'd have this much success?
Piper 2: OF COURSE I KNEW I'D BE THIS SUCCESSFUL!
Piper: A man such as yourself did you have any idols?
Piper 2:...No not at any time, there's nobody that's better then me!
Piper: I also got some fan mail here for ya, I got this one from CDK'S mother!
Piper2: oh please read it!
Piper: Dear Mr Roddy Piper, please refrain from kicking my son's ass, as he wakes up at morning screaming your name, please stop beaitng up my son...Mrs CDK...aww isn't that sweet!
Piper 2: Why didn't Mrs CDK, teach her son the same amount of guts, she obviously has...I mean yes I understand that letter
Piper: What about what people say when they disagree with the things you do and say?
Piper 2: Listen...I back up what I say, I can ALWAYS back up what I say, people like CDK, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, cannot ALWAYS back up what they say, I back up what I say!
Piper: Well thankyou Mr. Piper, that's all we have for now...if any wrestler backstage would like to ask Mr. Piper a question please...do so now...this is Piper's Pit...and this is Roddy Piper!
